EMT PickUp Lines

In acknowledgement of Valentines Day Singles’ Awareness Day, I present to you:
EMT Pickup Lines

  1. I can find every pulse in your body!
  2. I need to practice my trauma assessments. Will you be my patient?
  3. Does this rag smell like chloroform?
  4. Sit back and relax…I fix broken hearts.
  5. I hope you passed CPR because you’re taking my breath away
  6. Those clothes look uncomfortable… need me to cut them off for you?
  7. You’ve got beautiful veins
  8. You give me premature ventricular contractions.
  9. You have acute angina.
  10. If I go into cardiac arrest will you give me mouth to mouth?
  11. Baby you’re so sweet you’re gonna put me in DKA!
  12. I’d love to do a 12 lead on you
  13. No one else can cut off your clothes, restrain you, and sedate you like a medic can… Wanna play?
  14. I can make your heart skip a beat.  No really, I’m certified to do it!
  15. Your bus or mine?
  16. Medics know how to pick you up 5 different ways
  17. Is that a Laryngoscope handle in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
  18. Wanna join the code 3 club?
  19. Wanna see if we can drown out the siren?
  20. Ever slept with an EMT?  Want to?
  21. You know, I’ve been highly trained to stick things into people…
  22. I’m a medic, I know your body better then you do!
  23. You’ve got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
  24. Where there is a pulse there is a chance.
  25. Wanna feel safe tonight? Sleep with an EMT.
  26. Fire Fighters play with their hoses, I bring the bed
  27. EMTs come when people go down
  28. I’m used to staying up all night
  29. I’m good with multiple partners
  30. I’m an expert in mouth-to-mouth
  31. I’m the best in rapid clothing removal
  32. I have my own multi-positional bed
  33. I’ll shock the socks off you
  34. We always come when we are called
  35. We are prepared for any rhythm
  36. I’m familiar with Latex and restraints
  37. I have all sorts of protection

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